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Personality data used within summary synthesis (2019-2025)

Source: https://openpsychometrics.org/

Fun fact (infinitely replicable): According to Gemini 3, out of all mythological characters in existence, "Based on the psychometric and cognitive data provided, the mythological figure that serves as the most precise isomorphism for your personality matrix is Odin (specifically the Norse All-Father in his aspect as the Grey Wanderer/Grimnir)."

Disclaimer: If you're placing this data into an LLM, then keep in mind that each individual model has its own internal form of personality; specifically identifiable text-generation model quirks are colloquially referred to as "slop". Generations are fundamentally style-approximations. They are not representative of me as an individual.
Big 5 2σ- 1σ- μ 1σ+ 2σ+
Emotional Stability 92 95 97 99 100
Intellect/Imagination 95 95 96 96 97
Conscientiousness 51 61 71 81 91
Agreeableness 4 19 35 50 66
Extroversion 6 14 22 30 38
The Big 5 is the dominant paradigm in personality science due to the model's extensive replicability and predictive validity.

I regularly max the scores for threat-resilience (the inverse of depression, irritability, and moodiness). I regularly max the scores for creativity, curiosity, and willingness to entertain new ideas; high openness isn't strictly a benefit because a strong internal drive towards exploration/novelty exists at the cost of routine. This is buffered by conscientiousness, in that I prefer some form of flexible structure or can be uber-routine/diligence/attention to detail. I am generally not cooperation-at-all-costs; I am able to be socially cohesive or completely dominant. Social interactivity significantly drains me.

Related to threat-resilience: sometime around 2024 a stress test administered by a cardiology specialist placed me within the 'Elite Athlete' category. I've reached the annoying-to-deal-with milestone where the amount of lean muscle mass I have means I can't use weighing scales - a 25 BMI places me in an unhealthily low bodyfat % range.
Dark Triad 2σ- 1σ- μ 1σ+ 2σ+
Machiavellianism 2.4 3.0 3.7 4.3 4.9
Narcissism 1.4 2.3 3.0 3.7 4.5
Psychopathy 0.3 0.8 1.3 1.7 2.2
The Dark Triad is an extensively replicated risk-mitigation assessment for positions of authority.
The average population is 3.00±0.65 for Machiavellianism & Narcissism, 2.00±0.65 for Psychopathy.

In the context of a normal distribution: my scores indicate a 30% higher than normal manipulative cynicism. I have average vanity, self-superiority, entitlement. I have a minimum 90% lower than average callousness, impulsivity, criminality.
I prefer virtue-ethics, followed by deontology. So, I don't really jive with the "do goal at all costs" utilitarian-esque part of machiavellianism.
Experience in Close Relationships Scale
(>2.5 indicates dysfunctional behavior)
2σ- 1σ- μ 1σ+ 2σ+
Anxiety 1.8 1.9 2.1 2.2 2.2
Avoidance 1.1 1.3 1.6 1.9 2.1
The ECR scale is a scientifically sound measure of adult attachment. It can predict dysfunctional/obsessive behavior within organizational heirarchies and professional relationships. None of my behavior is able to be characterized as dysfunctionally attached.
Personality Assessment System
PAS Primitive Factors Overall Profile: IRA
Dimension Result Relative strength out of 20
Intellectual Internalizer 8
Procedural Regulated 8
Social Role Adaptive 10
High activity level
PAS Basic Factors Overall Profile: IcRuAc
Dimension Result Relative strength out of 20
Intellectual Internalizer compensated 2
Procedural Regulated uncompensated 2
Social Role Adaptive compensated 4
The Personality Assessment System appears to be a welcomed corrective as it emphasizes reducing the confirmation bias of self-descriptive factor analysis (such as the Big 5). The Big 5 is a hegemonic descriptive model of personality, the 'What', whereas the PAS reaches for a mechanistic interpretation of learned personality traits, the 'How' and 'Why'.
The highest scoring attribute of Social: Role Adaptive compensated indicates I manifest calculated social performances with a chameleon-like capacity at the sensory level. Uncompensated procedural regulation means I play not through improvision nor breaking rules, but rather through mastering all forms of system architecture. Internalizer is similar to introversion.
Critical thinking scores
Critical Thinking Scores
Take note that the sample population tested against is not the general population, but graduate students across all universities. Also, there is no retesting effect with a 2 year gap.

A 2001 study indicates replicability issues with this test, particularly with the "analysis" subscore. Funnily enough, my only subscore that isn't at the highest level is the one in question. I was given this test in both Logic and Chemical Biology courses 15 years after this public criticism, so I don't know if anything has been subsequently modified to be more rigorous. Nevertheless: alternative, more behaviorally-anchored assessment methods provide more defensible measures. Also, obviously these scores are improved with any nootropic supplementation modifying my neurogenetics between 2017-2020, as 2020 is the year my brain reached the commonly considered steady-state maturation ;)

3rd-party (unused in synthesis) proprietary plum.io personality profile independently supports summary

3rd Party test confirms results
Just for fun, how-Google-sees-me as a visual representation
Optimize for accessibility standards in relieving eye strain. Optimize for the portrait of a stylized character. Style of rare hues strictly representing this personality data as a single unified scene { [Only the tables copied over, no plum profile] }
Personality portraits